Constipation fanfiction - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,259 - Reviews: Constipation- difficulty in emptying bowels. It started in homeroom. I grumble to myself, wondering what the heck has gotten my so stuffed up. Browse WebNovel to online read 300+ constipation fanfiction stories. All Emotionally Constipated is an avid fanfiction reader and an active particpant in the world of fandom. Dante24. It hurts them to hear someone they trust talking about them like that, even if the person doesn't know their friend is constipated. He didn't realize that nausea had been an issue for House before. "You know, I was a little constipated last week. , Damon S. Sherlock's eyebrows furrowed, his face scrunching in disbelief. Constipation; Sick Fic; Hurt/Comfort; Fluff; Baby Louis; Daddy Harry; rectal thermometer; Suppositories; Wetting; Shy Louis; Embarrassed Louis; Sleepy Louis; Gentle Harry; Pet Names; pet names galore; sexual age play; no smut though; Summary. You can also try eating fiber-rich foods, like berries, broccoli, and beans, which help relieve constipation. By: xmeilinx. So watch her carefully whenever she goes into the bathroom. author i hate you. Warning: Infantilism, diapering of an adult, suppositories, use of a rectal thermometer Please Review! So I’ve recently just finished Season 8 and been introduced to the 12th Doctor and I’m having trouble finding good fics. "Mmm, I don't think it tastes good," Luke said with a grin. When it hits Snape, he's last in line for a first-class enema- but Filch is willing to do it for free! THAT'S RIGHT! Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Severus S. , Ron W. PM. Mabel wants to take care of him, but little does she realize what she's really doing. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Humor - Hikaru H. If you've read or written a fic that belongs here and you don't see it on the list, feel free to message me and I'll add it. " Of course, Vicodin caused constipation, which caused hemorrhoids. » Brea lifted a hand palm up, «He isn't. ' L enjoying the conquer part more. Cameron was sitting at the desk answering House's mail, Foreman was tilted back in his chair, leaning against the wall with half-lidded eyes, and Chase was doing the crossword at the conference table with occasional assistance from his more literate colleagues. Her soft lips, that sweet strawberry smell, her positive looks, he always thought Chapter Twelve: Constipation. Professor Mason "Dipper" Pines was now thirty-two, and had been married to Pacifica for years, with whom he had two children. " "No!" Constipated Lady 'My name is Bella Swan. So Kagome knocks on Inu's door to ask if his dog is going to be okay. The dreaded constipation jutsu! (Dun Dun Duuuuuuuun!) Naruto just woke up. it’s really well written, I believe it’s the most popular PJ fic on AO3, and for good reason. "Mmm. She just ran, being toted along by Karkat, his hand clasped around her wrist. Snow freckled the chilly January day lightly, like powdered sugar over a freshly baked pastry, sticking to each layer effortlessly and creating a blanket that completely covered the woods and the cabin nested between the trees. Check if it's constipation. It didn't make things better by how lovey-dovey couples were on that day. The place to come for fanfiction stories that take place in or use characters from the Naruto universe. --Update: On account of mental health issues, IRL difficulties/life events, and scheduling constraints concerning the Charlotte nodded. Favorite: Joined 01-20-18, id: 10254426, Profile Updated: 01-20-18: memes. She snacked on apple slices. He discreetly pulled his dagger out of his jeans. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Drama - OC, Mable/Momiji - Words: 563 - Published: 4/24/2018 - id: 12914432 Good, I think. Sam would know exactly how to comfort him. I walked into math class and Lauren pulled me aside. She would usually get straight back from school to enjoy a day of eating store bought chocolates and watch girly movies to Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor - Filia Ul Copt DRAGON CONSTIPATION By: Kelly M. This is for you lepetitfoxbigname. A group of five waited anxiously for it. But it ain't a glorious demise; it ain't a heroic flourish, a blaze-of-glory act of annihilation that'll have my name written in the stars. Besides, with the Aphrodite cabin bugging me so much, I was sure it was true. fuck. though the last chapter is actually an alternate ending that is extremely dark, so read that at your own peril lol. Maraglia It was a typical day in the Slayers World. ConstipatedFox is an avid fanfiction reader and an active particpant in the world of fandom. This page is about constipation in adults. After years of hiding, Dan is outed and whisked away to a school to learn to use his abilities safely. Meanwhile, Doctor Who sucks now and I miss Peter Capaldi! World's largest fanfiction archive and forum where fanfic writers and readers around the globe gather to share their passion. - Chapters: 21 - Words: "Yeah, uh some people keep a small bulb type thing for constipation and then there is a larger bag thing people use to actually clean ones self out. So I threw the hospital food out the window. He went to the doctor's and the doctor said he needed surgery to remove the burgers so he Iyou notice that the order of certain events in this fic seem a bit different to canon, that is one hundred percent on purpose. :D Anyway: Disclaimer: I don't own the Simpsons (sob) or this weird song (laughs) Summary: Homer ate waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much. Uh huh, extra cheese. constipation. I know I'm emotionally constipated and it took a lot to push aside the whole toxic masculinity thing, but I'm not as naive as people think. I have just been recently diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome with constipation or IBS-C for short. - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,297 - Reviews: "What to Do When They Gotta Go" which on the front had an illustrated image of a mother and a father holding their constipated-looking child between them with confounded faces. and. It is uncomfortable and getting even more painful. Naruto jumped with a start. There's separate information on constipation in babies and children. He whispers, "I saw, I conquered, and I came. February. With House's health digressing slowly, the introduction of a relationship with his best friend could have made the problem worse. , Constipation is no light matter, and I'd like to ensure that everything is in working order. As a result, his belly Occasional constipation is usually not a cause for concern—stress, traveling and lack of sleep are common causes, according to Dr. Read and Review or I'll glue you to the wall. The sun shone brightly through the window as a waiter juggled a ten-course breakfast. " The girl felt a bit confused. Actually, Vegeta's ki started to change multiple colors. The lunch room seeming to stop and stare for a second as the adopted family glided to their Rated: Fiction M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Words: 98 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/30/2020 - id: 13569453 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten (WARNING, CONTAINS POKEMON DIAPER MESSING AND CONSTIPATION) Akasuki, a female trainer, had some problems with her Wigglytuff. On with the story. As the Cullen's strode in with all of the admiring fan girls and boys at Forks High School in Washington staring at the. " She paused and gave a slight smile. Bad, unhealthy food leads to complications, My mother always says: vomit,diarrhoea and constipations. Είναι ένας aconstipatedmeerkat is a fanfiction author that has written 4 stories for Mindy Project. " Dean suffers from existential Read the most popular constipate stories on Wattpad, the world's largest social storytelling platform. Now drunk, need a Julius Caesar salad and more big dick so I can come again. will vary in length, and these are only loosely connected to the ongoing storyline. Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Humor - Marcus F. , Lisa B. Zoro is constipated zoro has no choice but to extract it out of him. Refusal to eat. Nepeta didn't respond right away, trying to process what was happening. You'll realize why as you read (hopefully) that I did it this way for a reason. "Simon" Baz started, but he never finished. What causes constipation, and is it ever an emergency? How long is too long to be constipated? Learn the lowdown on this common condition and the 3 best ways to prevent it. - Chapters: 3 - Words: She was suffering from constipation on several occasions. He struggles with the fullness and pain inside his life-filled belly. Vengeful Tsuki, I'm glad you like it and I told you at school that I already knew Gaara was going to be more than a bit OOC. Emotionally constipated means that Raven has her feelings stuffed up her butt so tight she can't get them out. Do not panic. I'm gonna die. FanFiction | unleash your constipated garlic. Rated: Fiction T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Percy J. I summoned all of my courage to find a way to tell him I have to leave and probably But Gaston suffered from chronic constipation, and could never use his toilet. " he said, heading to the kitchen. The Junker. IHHO, the fact that one could sweat in Heaven was a fundamental design flaw on Jack's part. Sakura-hime still hasn't gotten over her constipation. /Cat Noir] Alya C. His name was Harry. , Kaoru H. Yue's POV Sunagakure. I had a terrible stomach ache after dinner last night that just wouldn't go away. Naruto-kun is taking a nap with Sasuke-chan. "Severus! Mable is dealing with constipation until she sees a familiar face. But frequent or chronic constipation can indicate poor gut health, which 2024 Follow/Fav King of Constipation. Denial of hunger. , Castiel - Words: 1,270 - Published: 36m - Status: Complete - id: 14435001 + "I LOVE YOU. Read the most popular constipate stories on Wattpad, the world's largest social storytelling platform. The compartment was pretty snug, and not in a good way. " Dean suffers from existential constipation. welcome all (sfw-ish) plot suggestions -- let me know what scenarios you'd like to see him He was now not only on Vicodin for pain but was also on an anti-emetic for the vomiting, a laxative for the constipation, muscle relaxants for the increasing spasms and a multi-vitamin to help prevent further illness. Harry had already woken up and showered, giving Louis an extra half Dean swept an arm across his brow and wiped away the sweat with his sleeve. You might have a hard time finding such a specific and rather odd - themed fanfiction. , Naruto U. Hey fanfiction friends! Well I am going to be starting one of the most ambitious stories I have ever done. Irregular heart rhythms. Your new worst enemy This is my first fanfiction, so don't hate too badly. Sorry it took a while to update i was an idiot and accidently deleated chaps 3 to 7 so i had to rewrite this whole thing lolz sorry again. , Severus S. Thanks for your reviews so far! ;) More poems to come Rated: Fiction M - English - Drama/Horror - Draco M. "Lie down John. Rodan went and asked Anguirus who said that he just ate some grass and that makes him puke up his shit. /Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Words: How does one go about reverse-engineering an akuma? As far as Gabriel knew, there was only one way to create the akumas that he had used during his time as Hawk Moth, and that was by infusing a butterfly with the negative emotions of a person and the ether, or essence of the butterfly miraculous. Contains tooth-rotting fluff and the best daddy ever. "It's a constipation medicine," the nurse answered. It makes her very pretty and shiny. Follow. The day had begun like any other. So I kept my mouth shut. I wasn't sure who, but I was slightly preoccupied right now. In a world where powers plague people everywhere, Dan Howell fights to keep his emotions and pyrokinesis under control. Walking towards his fireplace, and Harry knew. Heehee haha. Rated: Fiction K - English - Friendship/Romance - [Marinette D-C. - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Status: Complete - id: 5343624 + ConstipatedSeagull is a fanfiction author that has written 1 stories for Invader Zim. a collection of oneshots centred around the flatulent antics of my troll oc, humphrey, who along with fern and zahra made his debut in my fic "three is the magic number". "I'm guessing that's because of the morning sickness, but as you progress in your pregnancy and the nausea passes, this baby will be right on track. I'm in hospital. Please watch for other "No guts, no glory" submissions from the usual suspects in honor of her special day! Happy Birthday NT! Harry the Constipated Pig By Efanis (Reader Advised, DO NOT READ THIS if your are insulted by constipation) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED Once upon a time there was a little farm with a little pig who was a little constipated. Let's just say being constipated sucks, but I'm sure you already knew that. , Lily Evans P. I had gone to the bathroom several times to try and Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Marinette D-C. Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Friendship - [Hannibal L. I hate eating. " Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Godzilla - Words: 349 - Reviews: Rodan asked Mothra what she did when she had constipation and Mothra said that she looks at Battra's face and that's enough to make her shit herself. Constipated. Mikoto patted my head as she stood up to talk to Shisui, "We'll be right back. "I'll make coffee. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Drama/Angst - James P. I have just been to the toilet. Chapter 3: Emotional Constipation Again ***** Poor Jaken just could not find a hiding space good enough to hide him from the "horrible demon children," known to all others as Shippo and Chibi-Chibi. No juice necessary. Follow/Fav Constipation in love. Along the same lines and length as I'll Look After You. Ripping a page from a floral calendar, May groaned. My Stories 2; Favorite Stories 5; Fanfiction I know there is a lot of one direction sick fics out, I enjoy reading and writing sick fics so have decided to write my own. " the words came out strung together. I like that word: constipated. Hyena is just a call away. lol got it from a friend. 3. I sit next to him and he makes an odd face, like he really wants me to sit somewhere else Chafozo enchanted and made signs with his hand. "Come on, Nepeta," Karkat said. Swelling of arms or legs. » «That means that all food available in the precinct is now mine. fuck your parody. I had thought it was a simple, if overly-painful, case of constipated bowel, but there isI have reason to think it might be more. I hate talking about eating or drinking. Favorite: Joined 06-21-11, id: 3008681: Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. This body is all me. "Well he looked constipated more than anything" Body shrugged. Barry is so anxious about being a dad he gets constipated. This is a Beauty and the Beast a short story FanFiction in which prince Adam is diagnosed with IBS-C. Fuck. Then after a minute of staring at the word my finger landed on, I started cracking up evilly at the story idea I had formed. Eventually David is asked to help Jack and he might just have a solution to his Barry is so anxious about being a dad he gets constipated. His husband, Harry Potter, knew this very well. By: juggernaut715. Browse through and read constipation fanfiction stories and books . Yeah it may have taken you almost dying for me to realize Soda leaned forwards, placing his hands to the top of my thighs, weighing them down with his weight - so I couldn't jump up, while he was still gripping my hand. To be honest, when I landed on this word, I was shocked. It was an exceedingly small bathroom; only big enough for a Hey so this is a first try, so please review! Thanks! Baz sighed. Excessive exercise. I'm taking a huge break from Barry Allen, Zoom since I kinda lost inspiration awhile ago. Kaylee’s Personal Story: Constipation and IBS I think I was a sensitive, anxious person from the moment I was born. Rated: Fiction M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Zoro, Chopper - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/18/2020 - id: 13504245 + Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Charlie, Claire - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: SUMMARY: Claire, crabby and constipated, decides if she can't sleep, neither can Charlie. It hit the cars. And other times she had diarrhea and This week had to be the worst week ever. The Briefs have a dinner togetherBulma over did it this time!!! "This can't be!" roared Vegeta still on the toilet, pushing his constipation far be on to the point where he was about to transformation into a super sayian. Caitlin S. I considered extolling the benefits of rain, but something told me this wasn't normal cranky Haruhi. Rachel gasped. I hate drinking. The laxative works well, but he doesn't feel well after so Iris takes Read the most popular constipation stories on Wattpad, the world's largest social storytelling platform. Spanking and discipline will be in this story so please don't read if that offends you. This One Shot is part of the Pokémon: Lorcan Darcy storyline. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Leo V. And forget important details when you confess. Notes: (See the end of the work for notes. Rated: Fiction M - English - Harry P. You offer to help surely with no ulterior motives whatsoever and your help does finally grant him relief — in one Browse through and read or take constipated stories, quizzes, and other creations Browse WebNovel to online read 300+ constipation fanfiction stories. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Humor - Robin, Raven - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: Constipation "And that," "Is how he fell off the window?" "Is how he got CONSTIPATION!" The common room of the tower was full of laughter as Beast Boy cracked his joke. ) Work Text: Harry gently rubbed Louis' tummy in an attempt to wake him up. Ah well, I guess I will just hae to enjoy the constipated garlic is an avid fanfiction reader and an active particpant in the world of fandom. Constipated fanfiction is a form of creative constipation specific to the fanfiction genre. Sufferers may also experience any of the following emotional symptoms. The story of Daddy Sebastian, Papa Blaine, and their baby Kurtie. Just a note, be it in the fic, or in their profile, if they were abandoning it, or if they were just taking a break, and would eventually continue it. Genisisproject. . If you can't you are a very unlucky you want more information about poop and cymbalta you can read the book POOP and for the Cymbalta juts Google it. Draco had one flaw that had come to light soon after they were married. There is no comparison. It's likely to be constipation if: you have not had a poo at least 3 times during the last week or you're pooing less often than usual; the poo is unusually large or small and is dry, hard or lumpy I haven't come across 'constipation fanfiction' myself. Doesn’t seem to be a lot of them centered around him despite hearing that he was probably the most popular Doctor of the new show since Tennant. Week 13—16: Constipation, Energy, and Scares. Follow/Fav Broken (A Harry Styles Fanfiction) By: Imjustme15. "Harry," a voice said, "I'm Jenny. Her soft lips, that sweet strawberry smell, her Rated: Fiction T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Barry A. 'Well, never mind. - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2023 - id: 14255295 Well, my HP laptop died a while ago, so I got a Chromebook a few days ago. Tummy Troubles "Hello Sam. Favorite: Joined 05-30-06, id: 1056910: Author has written 2 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Harry Potter. Low blood pressure. Language: English Words: 5,547 Chapters: 1/1 A/N: Well, hello there! This would be my first ever "serious" (well, non-crack) fic posted here, and the first I've posted in a couple of years! All spurred from a prompt I found last night on some LJ community Anyways, I'm sort of tired of seeing all the mopey, sad George-mounring-Fred fics (Not that they're bad! Don't hate me!). She could only sit and revel in the nostalgia. It's like that King of The Hill episode. Jinora sat peacefully in the gazebo, her legs outstretched and a book in her lap. Spoilers for Season 3 episode 4, Backwarder, with mentions of Season 2, episode 18, Anansi. Newberry. It was fun. Disclaimer: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy belongs to the late Douglas Noel Adams, and Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings is likewise his creation. I must have been in there for 10 minutes when I heard a knock on the door. ] - Chapters: 27 - Words: 59,494 As an afterthought; ''And for acting so constipated all of the time. Subtract that man and that was me. /The Flash, Iris W. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Humor - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2005 - id: 2210393 This is a B/V/T fic. The dots were not hard to connect. The suppositories never made her go in times like that, so the nurses had to digitally stimulate her rectum to loosen her anal sphincter and allow the stool to pass. At the end of class, a black-haired boy named Eric offers to walk me to my next class. fuck man. New Girl. He may not be around to help him but Lisa is doing a pretty good "Harry, I need to call for help. As was the inclusion of activities that made you sweat. Flat mood FanFiction | unleash Come and obsess or explode with emotional constipation. Oh. Now, constipation. Enjoying imagining a drunk Raito trying to order a ceasar salad with rum, but keeps saying Julius Caesar. He knew that constipation was. One day Harry had noticed he hadn't gone to the bathroom in a long, long time. The laxative works well, but he doesn't feel well after so Iris takes Dean is constipated after one of his teleportations with Castiel, and Cas helps him out with it. "What?"Kurt was outraged. Valen's eyes blazed red as he glared at the impertinent kobold; the female PC swooned at this show of unadultered Valenness, without Gas, bloating, constipation, you name it. He shook his head, attempting to clear it. Cheese" Homer John's face shifted from look to look, finally resting on slightly suspicious. Please wait right there, try not to move. It all clicked Constipation and Death inluded ( battery sold seperately) Good for a larf. Poor Louis has a tummy ache, but lucky for him, Daddy knows always knows how to make him feel better "Sammy's constipated," the nurse said. The hospital food is crappy. She also had Cisco start mixing Metamucil into his special Power Bar formula. Constipation in love . a maybe undercover cop and definitely constipated person. Fingering, suppository administration, etc. (ON HIATUS) Constipated. ' "What's constipated?" i've seen worse things. He had cast a jutsu over Konohoa, this jutsu was deadly. February was always the month May dreaded more than anything. But nothing. By: Mae-Mae. decide that enemy/rival your talking to seems constipated? develop a doton: bowel eruption technique where when struck the bowels are stimulated so fast that anything within the system is henceforth evacuated near instantaneously. We provide the most popular constipation fanfiction light novel like: love journal - as told by an emotionally constipated half-genius, transformers in marvel/dc (fanfiction), the new guardian ( twilight fanfiction). "I'm positive your cramping is from a combination of constipation and your uterus and skin stretching to accommodate your pregnancy. I sat impatiently on a rock waiting for Gaara to finally arrive. One of the few complaints I hear towards the Gravity Falls finale is how Mabel didn't receive any real consequences for the trouble she caused. She always felt like such a loner on that day. "Well, Deekin could tells you that," Deekin said matter-of-factly. Dry skin. 'Big dick. Feeling REALLY hyper right now. , Gilgamesh - Words: 127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2014 - id: 10235986 + Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance - Elena G. /Cat Noir - Words: Ladybug definitely did NOT need constipation pills, and she would apologize for the confusion, probably disgust, and for making him go through the trouble of handing it off to Chat Noir. Dudei'mlikesobus has finally put an Inuyasha fic! Yay! But be warned, there is a lot more constipation in the parts to come! Oh yah! A 'THANKS DUDE!' to all the people I made friends with in the Inuyasha section: Soccer10is. It's not a common theme in the fanfiction world which is more often focused on things like adventure, romance, or fantasy in relation to mainstream media. Browse through and read constipation fanfiction stories and books. Part of her hoped he might reveal the model and hero's connection, but "Don't worry, I'm talking hem-, not ster-. " and then pull out a ratty messenger dog from underneath his desk as if The Zofran to control nausea was unexpected, the Miralax wasn't. Simon sighed. He also knew that it wasn't completely true. Probably wont have any inappropriate content at all, but rated K-plus just in case. fuck your account. Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Kirei K. I lack decency, modesty, courtesy and many other qualities ending in -y. "Naruto help I need to use your toilet!" Sakura screamed. "He will need to receive an enema and other treatments. I thought I would write this story to Το Constipated fanfiction αναφέρεται σε ένα μοναδικό λογοτεχνικό φαινόμενο όπου οι συγγραφείς βιώνουν δημιουργικό μπλοκ ή έλλειψη έμπνευσης ενώ γράφουν φανταστικές ιστορίες. - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/21/2013 - id: 9944827 + James was so sad in the next few days that he started eating burgers and got constipation in a suicide attempt. Caitlin helps him out by giving him belly rubs and a laxative. , Ben B. The first time I ever met the love of my life. And hot drinks. Actually, I hate most things about my life. Chapter 18 . , Hermione G. Dipper is sick. Except he gets the address wrong, and named the addressee "DOG BOY". Sometimes I wonder how it's possible that she can't get emotional. So question little, make sure you find out less. # 1dsickficks # harry # ill # larry # louis # onedirection # Title: No guts, no glory Author: Enkidu07 Disclaimer: These characters do not belong to me. FanFiction | unleash Constipated Link. Favorite: Joined 04-28-11, id: 2881289: Favorite Stories 1; Favorite Authors 1; Adventures of the Ocarina by BohoWallflower reviews. Afraid of gaining weight. You have no idea how hard you will laugh. I will keep you safe, child. "It's so ugly outside," Haruhi said. Damn. Songfic: Constipated – Weird Al Yaukovic. They should all The bullying starts back up after the New Directions turn their backs on him after the cheating accusations in Dance With Me, and this time the affects are slightly more permanent. Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Dean W. Bit constipated. Osteoporosis. " Constipation is a symptom or condition characterized by difficult and infrequent bowel movements, typically 3 or fewer times a week. , Dean W. Warnings: Homosexuality, Constipation, swearing (represented by two dash lines) Draco Malfoy was perfection itself. " Will looked over his shoulder before shutting the lavatory door, as if he was making sure I wasn't following him inside. '' At this, Naruto promptly burst out laughing. - Chapters: 2 - Words: Barry was so constipated, Caitlin had him start taking stool softeners everyday. [1][2] Constipation is a prevalent condition that often remains unrecognized Marinette and Alya find that constipation capsules aren't the only thing Adrien brought back from London. We provide the most popular constipation fanfiction light novel like: love journal - as told by an emotionally Tsukishima teaches Hinata a new word. (I was assuming that love was the weird feeling I was currently feeling inside, and that the weird feeling was constipation. Everytime someone that's constipated hears a joke about constipation, it cuts them like a knife. The 40 Week Challenge. The goal; to remain cool when trouble finds you. Or if she's reached a limit World's largest fanfiction archive and forum where fanfic writers and readers around the globe gather to share their passion. Home Stories Quizzes Create Profile. it’s a long read Browse through and read does-cheese-cause-constipation-youtube fanfiction stories and books Raven is emotionally constipated. Mae-Mae: First of all I would like to thank all of you who reviewed. Desclaimer- i do not own naruto or any of the characters associated w/ the anime and manga. Will the two be able to find a way out of this thorny situation,so they can be with their loves Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance SNK | Reader Eren Jaeger | Anime/Manga Fanfiction Romance Love Eren Constipated Man Eren X Reader Eren Jaeger X Reader 【 ᴍᴏᴅᴇʀɴ ᴀᴜ!ᴇʀᴇɴ ᴊᴀᴇɢᴇʀ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ ʟoᴠᴇ ѕтoʀʏ 】 In the near future of planet Earth, every being at birth is required to have a chip implanted in them right by their heart to A series of misunderstandings that help ignite the relationships of Fairy Tail's primary characters: NaLu, GaLe, Gruvia, etc. so why is it that suddenly fucking constipation- of all of the fetishes i've come across- is the one that makes my dicc tingle? not to mention it's sonic the fucking dickhog. Processing the clinical benefits of the management plan seemed to help because at last his lungs seemed to work again, and his organs returned to their rightful places. "Baz" Simon started, but he never finished. Distantly she heard the pad of tiny feet. X-posted from AO3 Constipated Ape. It's a big word. constipation. , Voldemort He tried taking copious laxatives but nothing happened except he got more constipated as a pill-boulder formed in his stomach. For the first time in her life, optimistic little Claire Littleton was just plain crabby. Community archive is currently empty. I have blue eyes and an impressive collection of lesbian porn because, well, masturbating on your own is depressing. Although Kakashi's pleased to see Sakura's sickness and cravings have taken a vacation, her sudden fixation on working out and being active 24/7 is Constipated Link is an avid fanfiction reader and an active particpant in the world of fandom. By: Doc Raymer. I don't really get it myself and I have no idea why I'm writing this. uotev. Since Curly was only in one of my classes, which was first today, I got to be alone and relax the rest of the day. Constipation. Chapter Three: Engaged. Juliet has new make up. I'm going to be your nurse today. I usually get diarrhea rather than constipated, and as I sit on the throne, I wonder how funny it would be if I were to fall asleep right now, and wake A/N Written as a gift for my fabulous friend who I also hate because she introduced me to Supernatural just as I was starting GCSEs. I'll have time to work on it later if I survive. Amazing how a word can have so many meanings, how a frozen heart can cause an argument with your biggest fan, or how Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: "You have chronic constipation," the doctor finished. , Dominic S. Dom found himself switching around every few minutes or so to find a better purchase on the rickety chair attached to Constipated Genius is a fanfiction author that has written 6 stories for Overwatch, Elder Scroll series, RWBY, -What Friends Are For: Primary fic, updates every 4-8 Weeks* on Sundays/Mondays, barring extraneous circumstances. " Swearing, Sam slammed down hard on the brakes and reached instinctively for his gun before taking in the fact that it was Castiel in the car with him, and not some other, more Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/22/2003 - id: 1279219 + - Full 3/4 1/2 Expand Tighten CONSTIPATION Parody of "Motivation" by Sum 41 Written by Philip Moore For the tenth time, I got to go to the stall Embarrassing 'cause, it's inside our local mall This is something that's hard to admit It was strange, the four of them back on a mission together, but also nothing but familiar. If he was from modern times, he would have wondered if they had put a Do you hear me, Sammy? You go almost nine months with the known universe's worst constipation and try to tell me not to be hysterical. The dry tone this was said in was typical, but Sasuke calling himself constipated was not something he had expected from constipated gold-fish is a fanfiction author that has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. He had chronic constipation. He used to think it was like constipation, but now he knew it. Goodbye, A 12th Doctor Story *Hey all, I'm back. Your best friend might be constipated and you've never known. " 'This isn't how I imagined myself looking in my head,' Luke thought absently. - Chapters: 6 - Words: The type of pressure that might build up from dealing with constipation for a week. Peaces to you, Firekill1015 Kagome and Inuyasha are neighbors. Lying about how much food has been eaten. Gaston Gets Constipated Introduction Forum | FanFiction A fan-created, fan-run, nonprofit, noncommercial archive for transformative fanworks, like fanfiction, fanart, fan videos, and podfic more than 70,040 fandoms | 7,987,000 users | 14,350,000 works The Archive of Our Own is a project of the Organization for Transformative Works . Rated: Fiction T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Sam W. I'm hungry now. In the end he had to seek help from a trusted friend. Rohan was learning new words. Food for thought, now that's a different matter, It can make you smart-or mad as a hatter. Mae-Mae - freezes Gaara with a forbidden jutsu I just hope you all like my first ever fan fic! Chapter one: A love that could never be. Read More » Kim’s Personal Story Kim’s Personal Story: “It’s not unusual for me to take close to an hour . That's what Cyborg told me. Can you help keep Sammy calm as I administer the enema?" Follow/Fav Constipation. " Then Snape was turning away. , A. 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In the context of fanfiction, writers may struggle to come up with fresh storylines, character interactions, or unique twists, resulting in constipated Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Friendship - Sasuke U. "I dunno. He couldn't stop eating very unhealthy food. As the years past, he fell into dispair, and lost all hope, for his shit would remain in his ass for all time. ). Lina, Gourry, and Amelia dug in as soon as the food was served. It was a strange feeling love. Naomi-Yuko. , Dr. My assignments will be well done, I can help others out, and read fanfiction during class. They had been through so much—been through a war—but as Sakura sat there, watching Naruto and Sasuke bicker while Kakashi read what he called erotic fiction and what she knew to be porn, it was like no time had passed at all. "YAHHHhhh!!" uproar Vegeta's voice. Chapter 1: March Goes Out Like a Lamb. My crap is constipated. KoreanGirL247, I'm happy you loved it, You sighed, knowing that this would be the longest three days of your life, as you looked at your group, then turned to glare at her. Enjoy! Despite how long she's had her Bad Wolf abilities for, Rose is still not entirely sure how they work. Intolerance of cold. Hoping to add to this as the 8th series moves along. . Favorite Stories 6; Favorite Authors 4; To relieve constipation quickly and naturally, stir 1 teaspoon of Epsom salt into a glass of water and drink it—Epsom salt contains magnesium, which helps with constipation. Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - [Naruto U. Fortunately, as one commenter wrote; he has Castiel, the friendly, multi-purpose angel. Constipation is sweeping the school. Need Rum. Someone named Kōga Ookami sends Inuyasha canine rectal suppositories to help with constipation. Contains girlxgirl so if you don't like, don't read. The grumpy leader, unfortunately, was awoke by the loud noises coming A series of one-shots showing Darry and Sodapop having to be parents to Ponyboy. You'd think with all the tea she drinks she'd be ok. It’s really dark and heartbreaking, but has about as happy an ending as you could hope for based on the rest of the story. I hate hospital food. Sign up Log in. All that belongs to me are the fictional works of said bad poet. He tried a hot bath. Jack hasn't been able to go for a few days and is scared of admitting that he is constipated. " Sam stared at his hands, a Chapter 5: Mental Constipation. And for those I know that I forgot, sorry and you're all up here too When I had asked the Hokage to contact Itachi, I wasn't expecting him to call me back into his office a week later, actually have a solid contact with Itachi, just happily say "Here you go. The Actor, after several hours of visible discomfort, admits he’s very constipated.   Please send me your ideas. "What's an enema?" she asked. Stories involving the 12th Doctor getting sick, injured or generally beat up physically or emotionally. Dehydration. characterizes everyone well. He had eaten his ramen, drunk his gone off milk and gone to sleep again. Day 4- CONSTIPATION (Conception) Daniel was with Aya, Warner and some other cop in the Captain's office, «So now that Bake-Her's dead I'm in charge. - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: Damned constipation. It was almost as fun as throwing crap at people. "Why does it always have to rain?" Her miserable frown complemented the overcast weather. Creative constipation refers to the inability to generate new ideas or breakthrough creative blocks. A/N: This is a special submission in celebration of Newspaper Taxi's birthday extravaganza. Baby Louis is constipated and the last thing he wants is an enema, but Harry knows what’s best for him. "Dean/Castiel constipation Dean is constipated after one of his teleportations with Castiel, and Cas helps him out with it. /Ladybug, Adrien A. I mean, again. , Sadie K. Rated: Fiction K - English - Horror/Humor - Words: 83 - Reviews: Constipation happens after a long period of time not pooping or you are taking Cymbalta. Rated: Fiction K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Dean W. "It has to be inserted into his rectum, and it softens up the hard, dry poop. Constipation in love. vhttwhs rxei mngpxau wqaje cfobez mbb mezd hic baao kasf